Long Words and a Short Temper: Archive

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Old style books or new style Kindles, love 'em...

This evening I commented elsewhere that I find both Kindles and books have their charms. I was asked to “explain” (read, justify) this claim. So I did… Yes miss. A Kindle is lightweight, easily held in one hand while snuggled down in bed for example, the page turn action is a flick of the thumb which is handy when you’re eating with the other hand, it can be carried on...

Feb 19th

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Oh gods, another social network. But wait...

This week I joined Pinterest. Yep, just what the world needs, yet another social network. But wait, if that’s how I feel, why have I joined? Interesting question, and one I’ve been thinking about. As is often the case it was brought to my attention as a potential marketing method for spreading the word about eBid sales and wotnot, and as is often the case I have yet to consider using...

Jan 25th

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Snake Oil

Seeing a post elsewhere on a face-cream that’s as close to real snake oil as one can imagine (cosmetics with venom, yum), it struck me that it’s the perfect market for anything incredibly rare and utterly useless. Found a new substance that’s massively hard to come by, but has no known properties? Stick it in a face-cream. Make sure everybody knows how immensely rare it is....

Sep 4th

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Feb 11th

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“Achtung! Alles touristen und non-technishen looken peepers! Das machine is...”

– I was suddenly reminded of this just now and had to Google for a version. I expect everybody has a memory such a sign: my first viewing was on a model railway I saw at an exhibition I went to with my Dad.

Feb 1st

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Plumbing the depths

My landlord is kicking himself. This flat sat empty for six months, during which time he could have spotted the leak in the airing cupboard and arranged to have it fixed without disruption or disturbance to a soul, let alone to his keen new tenant - me. But be fair - with nobody living in the place, how do you spot an underfloor leak? The tank is leaking near its base, behind the lagging, and...

Jan 31st

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Science, Reason and Critical Thinking →

Trolling For Dummies by Dennis Markuze Posted by Crispian Jago on Friday, 10 December 2010

Dec 10th

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Black & blowy; Cornwall is Grand

It’s just gone eight in the evening. It’s a black and blowy night - I know this since I’ve just ventured out to the outer harbour and sniffed the air; black sea, looming cliffs, a stiff breeze, the beginnings of rain. Glorious. Only Cornwall does glorious drizzle. Over the village a few noisy but undemanding fireworks are going off; small back-garden family affairs just...

Nov 5th

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Nov 5th

When somebody invites a line-by-line response,...

[PastTimes] I wish eBid would get it together and make eBay sit up and take notice it hasn’t happened yet why? I will try and tell you: Please do. *reaches for popcorn* [PastTimes] 1) Your antiques section is chronic because it is mainly junk. I will also answer anyone disagreeing with these comments. That is if I haven’t been thrown out of eBid. Is that “junk” as in low-cost,...

Nov 2nd

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“Still, it’s not as though any children are going to think he’s a...”

– David Quantick on Keith Richards, via BBC.

Oct 28th

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Oct 20th

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Autumn Apple Soup

A sudden fancy for soup today had me rummaging about in the kitchen to see what I could find. The answer was: some veg, apples and sage. Hmmm… So Autumn Apple Soup was born. Half a large swede Couple of medium white spuds Two eating apples gone a bit woolly Small bunch of fresh sage White wine vinegar Peel & chop swede, chop spuds in their skins. Chop & core apples. Sauté the...

Oct 13th

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Facebook bullying by cut and paste

Why are so many cut & paste Facebook messages that claim to be for the good of mankind, so bloody aggressive? “Post this or you’re a coward” always implied, simply to bully you into complying. All those “not many people will post this” as a tiny carrot; you can get a little bit of self-worth by feeling you’ve been a good boy or girl, one of the special few....

Aug 26th

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Watch

David Mitchell’s soap box.

Aug 19th

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Watch

Love this simple explanation of light years. Yes, you knew it anyway, but it’s beautifully clear so enjoy it anyway.

Aug 18th

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Aug 14th

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Can you sew? Fancy a curtain project?

Dear sewing friends, I have a friend who’s looking at the possibility of getting some curtains made that are net at the top and solid (for want of a better word!) at the bottom. If that’s something you might be able to make, and would enjoy doing, please wave at me and I’ll put you in touch to discuss details, fees etc. Just an enquiry at this stage, but if you’re...

Aug 7th

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Aug 7th

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Know anything good?

A friend in the village greeted me with “know anything good?”, yesterday. I replied that you could know where a particle was, or how fast it was moving, but not both. From her reaction I gather that’s not what she had in mind. :0>

Aug 4th

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Uglitarians or uglivores?

I need some help here. I just came up with the word “uglitarian” for those vegetarians who eat “just this” or “just that”. This or that is never anything big and cute, like a cow, or a horse, or George Clooney. It’s always something small and basically ugly. It’s the same idea that says butterflies are to be eased out of the window, but it’s...

Jul 25th

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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How do you define a favourite book?

Can a book be a favourite if you’ve only read it once? Or does returning to those pages over again have to be a part of favouritness? Favourosity? Sorry, but favouritism just doesn’t work there, somehow. :o) Anyway, where was I? Ah yes… I have a range of books I’d describe as favourite, and they tend to qualify in different ways. I wonder if I can compile a top ten list,...

Jul 20th

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Irons in the fire

I’ve reached that state I’m sure many of you will recognise, where I’ve so many ideas, so many things to do, so many irons in the fire I don’t know what to do first… so I’ll ignore them all and just blog about it. It would be lovely if all ones bright ideas just lined themselves up into a neat row and said “start here!” but alas…. Then when I...

Jul 15th

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Don't mess with convention

As a web designer I find insights into visitors’ heads highly valuable… and I’ve just had an insight into my own! Went to the Clarins online store and knew exactly what I wanted. Typed a reference straight into the search box top right… and it rejected my “invalid email”. Another look… it’s the newsletter sign-up, the search box is bottom right....

Jul 14th

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Kimbo's Law (thank you Godwin); or Freedom of...

You’ll be familiar with Godwin’s law. Here’s Kimbo’s Law, you read it here first. :o) If somebody on a forum, in usenet or via a social network uses the “Freedom of Speech” ploy to try to win, they have already lost the argument. If they cannot make their case calmly, in an appropriate way for the location, they can’t win the argument - FoS is not a trump...

May 9th

“True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what...”

– Pliny The Elder

Apr 14th

Who are the real hypochondriacs - men or women? →

“Who are the real hypochondriacs - men or women?” is the headline the BBC gave this story as a link from their main news page, thus leading you to expect whichever sex complains most to be “bad”. When you follow the link, the story opens with the news that women complain about their health more than men. So, we’re the hypondriacs, eh? Well, no. When you reach the...

Mar 26th

What's the most frugal thing you do?

Last night I’d have said mine was saving all the veg’ cooking water in a jug in the fridge to make soup. I also re-use it for cooking more veg - just makes the soup even better when it comes. Just remember not to re-salt it! But this morning I’ve discovered that if I take the top-copy of the pre-printed RNLI order forms (out of date so no further use), tear it from the...

Mar 7th

Jan 27th

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Philip Gardiner Pottery on eBid, by Kimbo! →

There I was chatting to my next-door-neighbour about plumbing and leaky pipes, when we somehow got round to the fact that I sell things online. “You can sell my pots” he said. So I thought… why not? Philip makes lovely little pots in a variety of tasteful glazes, many with a marine / seaside theme to their decoration. In keeping with my belief in taking things slowly, I’ve...

Dec 24th

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“Margarita on the Rocks 2 teaspoons salt 1 lime wedge 2 ounces tequila ½...”

– I asked about for a tried and tested margarita recipe, and Tia in San Diego provided this. Thanks Tia! Bought limes today - since Cornwall doesn’t yet run to lime groves these are rather well travelled I’m afraid - the booze is sitting waiting, relic of some long-distant duty free moment...

Dec 22nd

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Add your favourite egg pun here

I can’t eat eggs. Well, of course I can eat eggs… I just don’t get to keep them for very long if I do. Sorry, was that too much information? Some years ago, on holiday with then BF in Greece, I finally worked out what it was that had been making me ill for some years. The Greek village we were staying in was unable to provide fresh eggs very often, so I went eggless for several...

Dec 21st

BBC News - Thousands of shopping websites 'could... →

Never assume that just because a site is of a certain size, that the owners know all the rules and follow them. Look at the size of the examples given in this piece. I always consider that individuals who sell through portal sites such as eBid, Amazon etc, need to accept responsibility for their own actions and make sure they comply with the law, as well as the site’s own rules.

Dec 19th

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Dec 17th

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Home-roasted red peppers. Yum!

Bought a bunch of red peppers (a rare treat as they’re hardly going to be locally grown!) and roasted the lot today. Hot oven till skins blacken. Peel away the skins, and bottle the soft, sweet flesh in olive oil. Fantastic. Had some with Stilton for today’s sandwich. Even better with brie, but I’m brieless right now. A foolish over-sight on my part! Roasted red peppers are one...

Dec 17th

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When buying ready-made mince pies is okay, honest.

As a believer in slow living, and an enthusiastic cook, I really should make my own mince-pies. I really should. But hey… slow living is all about cutting down on the stress, so I shouldn’t say should, I should just do what feels right, yes? Well whatever, I’ve bought mince-pies, and I’m feeling pretty good about that. Because I’ve bought them from Denise in the...

Dec 16th